Breaking News: We're All Doomed Candle | Political Satire, Dark Humor Soy

Breaking News: We're All Doomed Candle | Political Satire, Dark Humor Soy

Clean Cotton / 9oz
$22.15
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Breaking News: We're All Doomed Candle | Political Satire, Dark Humor Soy

Breaking News: We're All Doomed Candle | Political Satire, Dark Humor Soy

$22.15
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A soy candle with stark, text-forward satire that channels the ‘absurdist America’ exhaustion-merch trend. The label reads a short, snarky news-style headline in high-contrast, glitch-accented type over a tiny retro TV icon, pairing dark-humor commentary with a calm, hand-poured candle experience. It offers a cathartic, shareable nod to media overload while filling a room with a chosen aromatic profile from crisp apple to warm cinnamon or oceanic musk. Product features - 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, glass jar - Burning time: 50-60 hours - Reusable glass vessel (cleanable after use) - Glossy permanent adhesive label - Compliant with ASTM safety standards Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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