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Not Your Valentine Velveteen Blanket | ironic valentines, sarcastic hearts
30" × 40"
$22.36
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A velvety plush blanket printed with a cheeky, cartoon-style broken heart and bold, snarky copy that sits squarely in the ironic valentines trend. Muted pinks and soft reds are offset by black outline and tiny gray accents; playful emoji faces and arrow motifs give the piece a modern, tongue-in-cheek feel. It reads as flirty irreverence—comforting to curl up under while making a clear, humorous statement that leans into love-meme culture.
Product features
- 100% polyester or 83% polyester / 17% spandex options
- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (300 g/m²) for extra softness
- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability
- Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
Not Your Valentine Velveteen Blanket | ironic valentines, sarcastic hearts
$22.36