Breaking News: We're All Doomed Candle | Political Satire, Dark Humor Soy
$22.15
A soy candle with stark, text-forward satire that channels the ‘absurdist America’ exhaustion-merch trend. The label reads a short, snarky news-style headline in high-contrast, glitch-accented type over a tiny retro TV icon, pairing dark-humor commentary with a calm, hand-poured candle experience. It offers a cathartic, shareable nod to media overload while filling a room with a chosen aromatic profile from crisp apple to warm cinnamon or oceanic musk.
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, glass jar
- Burning time: 50-60 hours
- Reusable glass vessel (cleanable after use)
- Glossy permanent adhesive label
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
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