We're All Doomed Crewneck Sweatshirt | Political Satire, Absurdist America
$29.95
Text-first absurdist sweatshirt that channels exhaustion merch energy with a stark, newsfeed-ready punchline. Bold, high-contrast typography reads like a viral headline, accented with cyan and magenta glitch bars and a tiny retro TV icon to echo meme culture and late-night newsroom fatigue. The result is cathartic dark-humor apparel for shoppers who use satire to process nonstop headlines.
Product features
- Embroidery decoration available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, and right + left wrists
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adults only
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; other prints done with DTG
- No side seams (tubular knit)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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