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You Are the Exit Liquidity Candle, Soy Candle | insider trading satire, finance humor
Clean Cotton / 9oz
$22.15
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Sharp, satirical candle that channels market cynicism with minimalist, faux-official type and a wry tagline. A muted label features a crest-style emblem and the punchline “Trust the market. YOU ARE THE EXIT LIQUIDITY,” aligning with stonks and insider-trading satire trends. Subtle high-contrast accents make the text pop in social feeds while the clean glass jar keeps the look editorial and modern. Fragrance options range from warm spice blends to fresh oceanic and unscented, letting politically minded shoppers choose a scent that fits their space and mood.
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and glass jar
- One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
- Burning time: 50-60 hours
- Glossy permanent adhesive label
- Choose from 12 different aromatic scents
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
You Are the Exit Liquidity Candle, Soy Candle | insider trading satire, finance humor
$22.15