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Forever Chronically Online Candle | meme slang, internet humor soy jar
Clean Cotton / 9oz
$18.65
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Deadpan, neon-accented soy candle labeled with tongue-in-cheek internet humor—a chronically online aesthetic in a reusable glass jar. The design pairs pixel-like accents and clashing neon outlines with bold chatty text to read as an in-group meme statement while the 100% natural soy wax and cotton wick offer a clean, long-burning experience. Choose from 12 scents (including Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, and Unscented) to match the mood of late-night scrolling and study sessions.
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and glass jar
- One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm) with 50–60 hour burn time
- Glossy permanent adhesive label on reusable glass vessel
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards; assembled in the USA
- Choose from 12 aromatic scents including Unscented, Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, and Coconut Cream + Cardamom
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
Forever Chronically Online Candle | meme slang, internet humor soy jar
$18.65